The McDonalds ticket
Ok, this guy got a tattoo of a MCDONALD'S TICKET in his forearm. I don't even know what to write here and this list is just starting. Seriously. This will be hard to top. Or maybe not.
Where is Wally?
Apparently, this guy thought that having Wally peeking over the nipple was such a great idea that he got a tattoo of it. And probably he heard the sentence "Oh, there is Wally" a zillion times, too.